A confused 9-year-old goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God is both male and female.”
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, “Is God black or white?” “Well, God is both black and white.”
This further confuses the boy so he [...]
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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.
“Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also [...]
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Lidah kita kalau tidak dilatih suka kesilep dan salah omong. Lain halnya orang yang suka ber-Silat Lidah emang kerjaannya ngomong terus walau salah.
Coba ucapkan kata ini dengan cepat sebanyak 10 kali tanpa salah :
1. KECOA-KUACI-CAKUE
2. LALEUR-MAPAY-AREUY-LUAR-LEOR-DINA-GANTAR
3. KUKU-KAKI-KAKAK-KAKEKKU-KAKU-KAKU
4. KURING-BOGA-KARUNG-KERANG-LAMUN-KARUNG-KERANG-KURING-KERING-TARANG-KURING-KERANG-KERUNG
Ada yang lain? Silahkan postingkan aja.
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This is my point : Bahasa Indonesia memang lebih nyaman dan enak dibaca. Coba aja ngomong kalimat2 di bawah ini pake bahasa inggris.
Bahasa Indonesia : “Tiga nenek sihir mengagumi tiga buah arloji merk Swatch. Nenek sihir mana yang melihat arloji Swatch yang mana?”
Dalam bahasa Inggris: “Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which [...]
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